A definitive opinion: "I don’t use Internet Explorer, because it’s ugly as a flaming monkey butt and thinks that the Mac interface means you stick gummi icons everywhere. Plus, it has 17 toolbars, and for all I know installs back doors in my system that let Bulgarian virus writers use my machine to park code that hoovers up credit-card numbers and resells them to Burmese pimp-rings. You never know."