Sure, I'm available, accessible, listed and interactive 24/7/365... so says Michael Bloomberg in a monster gaffe that has every whack-job in Metropolis calling to share the joy. Gothamist: "The NY Times reports that the Mayor's communications director said Bloomberg's townhouse received "more calls than we can count" while the Post was able to fix the uncountable number as "more than 100 calls." A Post reporter tried calling a few times, but only got a busy signal or Bloomberg's voicemail."

How long 'til Sir Michael of Bloomberg has a new & unlisted number, do we think?