LILEKS: "who are you? What do you know? Why aren't you at work? Yes, I support completely the idea that men should share in these things, but I sort of figured it would be like, well, Johnny Depp showing up with a maid who would do it all and then I'd go take a swim with Johnny and talk about the kids while we ate grapes, or something. Why are you here? What's wrong with you? "